Call me overly optimistic, but I have St. Patrick’s Day 2020 party cups ready to go at a moment’s notice. I refuse to put them in the closet because any day now the world is gonna turn around and I can throw the Irish pub themed murder mystery dinner party of my dreams.
But, I finally found something making me laugh again after the good people of the internet produced the first wave of memes. Way to go, guys, those really saved me.
Hanes started selling face masks! I found them at one of my favorite places in the world, Walmart. They had a display with sample masks so all us virus-ridden mammals could touch & feel them and rub them all over our bodies.
They feel exactly like underwear.
This is how the Hanes plan came together.
Hanes National Sales team: “We’re concerned that with the rise in remote work and Zoom, nobody will wear underwear anymore. We certainly don’t. Our sales may take a hit.”
Hanes COO: “How can we repurpose our enormous supply of cottony soft 3-ply absorbent jersey designed to capture & retain odiferous moisture from America’s nether regions?”
Engineer: “I want to stay home. Please don’t make me come to the office. COVID!”
CEO: “This is our chance to stand above those fools at Fruit of the Loom. I want a deliberate plan so we will be recognized as thought leaders in America’s undergarment industry!”
Marketing: “Mouths are a lot like buttholes. What about face masks?”
Everyone: “YES!” *also Kanye’s campaign slogan
Please help me caption more of these.
And then everyone at Hanes got to work.
Now, success rests with the American consumer.
Do you plan to purchase Hanes for your face?
You are genius!
Lol, thank you! Andy helped with a couple of these!
Hanes, Not just for your ball fro anymore.
This is pure genius, and I’m going to make this image for you. With a bearded man. Just you wait.
I put this one on Twitter!
Whether your mouth or the south, we’ve got you covered.
Lol, this is great! I’ll make a meme for you!