We are having a lazy weekend, mainly because we just returned from Disney World and Universal Studios. Family bonding was at an all-time high, but it was the least magical of our trips because of a tropical depression and some puking. One day we had eight inches of rain; the next we had eight inches of vomit. Five out of our group of twelve got sick, ranging from Big Joe admitting that he “threw up in his mouth a little,” to my daughter losing it big-time.
So, we made very few plans for this weekend. I stayed up way too late last night working on my computer, and my brain is having a hard time processing today, especially with hearing. I heard a commercial for Hass avocados and thought it was an ad for ass hugs. I don’t know what an ass hug is, but I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t advertise them on network tv.
At the last minute, I also invited family friends over for dinner tonight. I explained that it was very casual; I’m fixing Taco Bell style enchiritos. She’s confused—are we eating Taco Bell? No. I’m making food to taste like Taco Bell on purpose. It’s basically burritos with enchilada sauce on top. I don’t have any canned dog food so it won’t be authentic Taco Bell, but we’ll make do without. She claims to be sick with walking pneumonia. That’s a really good excuse, and I’m going to use it someday soon, like when she invites me over for Costco pasta.
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