Give This Deaf Girl an Ass Hug and Some Fake Taco Bell

We are having a lazy weekend, mainly because we just returned from Disney World and Universal Studios.  Family bonding was at an all-time high, but it was the least magical of our trips because of a tropical depression and some puking.  One day we had eight inches of rain; the next we had eight inches of vomit.  Five out of our group of twelve got sick, ranging from Big Joe admitting that he “threw up in his mouth a little,” to my daughter losing it big-time.

It rained two inches on this day; the eight inches of rain and puking were yet to come. Woot!

 

So, we made very few plans for this weekend.  I stayed up way too late last night working on my computer, and my brain is having a hard time processing today, especially with hearing.  I heard a commercial for Hass avocados and thought it was an ad for ass hugs.  I don’t know what an ass hug is, but I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t advertise them on network tv.

 

At the last minute, I also invited family friends over for dinner tonight.  I explained that it was very casual; I’m fixing Taco Bell style enchiritos.  She’s confused—are we eating Taco Bell?  No.  I’m making food to taste like Taco Bell on purpose.  It’s basically burritos with enchilada sauce on top.  I don’t have any canned dog food so it won’t be authentic Taco Bell, but we’ll make do without.  She claims to be sick with walking pneumonia.  That’s a really good excuse, and I’m going to use it someday soon, like when she invites me over for Costco pasta.

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